Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Pandemonium!

 
Pandemonium: a place or scene of riotous uproar or utter chaos; unrestrained disorder




While the Occupy Wall Street movement has gotten some ink over the past few months, Shelly and I have been besieged by the “Occupy David Household” movement for over 16 years!  And sadly, we have gotten absolutely pummeled in the uprising. 



Sure, Jake’s initial insurgence weakened our defenses.  The real trouble, though, didn’t begin until he brought in his reinforcements.  Peyton’s push into the teenage years has been particularly destabilizing – as she has single-handedly changed the family dynamics around electronic communication and pounds of make-up per square inch.  Avery has been disruptive in a different way – provoking infighting by cleverly pitting her siblings against one another while somehow appearing innocent in the process.  And then of course, Jesse… seemingly born with two mouths and one ear, she promptly learned to announce her presence with authority. 



And now she just keeps on announcing it…