Hi
- my name is JD… and I am a complete embarrassment. This is my wife, Shelly. She is also an embarrassment
– but sadly, too ashamed to admit it.
I am not cool and I am not witty. I am not clever and I am not wise. Just a downright embarrassment…
But that's okay - because I have you. And you are all embarrassments, too. It’s about time you just accepted it. If you have a teenage kid, you are suffocating them with embarrassment and it needs to stop!
Fortunately, I will rise again - back to the glory days of “coolness” that I
once enjoyed. I am so certain of it – I can even give you the exact dates
that this will occur - from October 28, 2011 until April 28, 2012. No, I
am not psychic - that is when Jake will be working toward a driver's license and
I will once again become his "chosen one". That’s right…the
object of his total affection. That will be the time that I can do no
wrong.
I am not cool and I am not witty. I am not clever and I am not wise. Just a downright embarrassment…
But that's okay - because I have you. And you are all embarrassments, too. It’s about time you just accepted it. If you have a teenage kid, you are suffocating them with embarrassment and it needs to stop!
