Friday, December 12, 2003

Oh, I Just Thought You Were Getting Fat

 


“It’s tough being a single mom with FOUR small children”

- My dad in reference to my apparent inability to   behave like an adult.





Even though I haven’t matured into a responsible parent, Shelly has given me one more shot.   She is due in April with another baby and we are very excited.  As our friend Bart said when he heard….”you guys gotta’ get something tied!”

        

What really amazes us is that we were able to manage this feat despite all of Avery’s efforts to keep us apart.  You see, she usually sleeps between us horizontally and we can’t seem to get rid of her.    



New Year’s resolution number one - buy Avery her own bed.  New Year’s resolution number two….see Bart’s comments above. 



Anyway, we were surprised that the kids didn’t figure out on their own that Shelly was pregnant.  After we told them, Shelly said to Jake, “didn’t you wonder why my belly was getting bigger?”  Jake replied, “Oh, I just thought you were getting fat.” 



He’s got about as much tact as his father….



Looking back on 2003, we realize that we experienced a lot of “firsts” – particularly with Avery.  She started her first year at nursery school, used the potty for the first time and spoke her first run-on sentence, “C’mon Daddy, let’s go play wrestlemania-pillow fight-hide n’ seek-dance party-bronco billy-snack attack” (all of which are just different terms for how they can beat-up daddy).   Like Peyton, she loves to listen to Brittany Spears - but this time we are definitely drawing the line at a belly button ring.  Finally, she has become quite proficient in Spanish – she and her Mommy now have full blown conversations “in code.”



Avery sometimes forgets that she is only two.  She is Shelly’s right hand girl when it comes to policing the older kids and enforcing the house rules.  “Jake, time to get ready for school!  Peyton, clean up your toys!”



Peyton had plenty of firsts herself this year.  She started her first year of kindergarten and now rides the bus to school.  Becoming a “bus rider” has been a goal of hers ever since witnessing Jake step foot on one a few years ago.  She also began her first season in organized sports. She is the official “soccer star” in the family….  Well, “star” may be an exaggeration – she doesn’t quite have that “take it to the goal” mentality.  But man, she is one heck of a good hugger.  Make a good play – HUG.  Fall down – HUG.  Accidentally kick the opponent in the shin – HUG.



Other things…Peyton learned to swim this year, is in Daisies, and started in drama class.  Finally, she is a very talented artist and spends much of her free time drawing.  If the bubble years ever return and investors start bidding up Crayola based works, we will be certain to hit our version of the jackpot.



Jake still plays video games 24/7 but now I don’t even bother challenging him.  Do you have any idea how humiliating it is to get beaten by an 8 year old 230,000 to 75 in a snowboarding video game?  Speaking of which, he got down an entire mountain for the first time on a real snowboard this past spring.  More lessons for Peyton and him are in store this year.  He also now shares his Dad’s passion for the game of golf as well as his Dad’s pain of shanking a shot off the first tee.  He’s actually pretty good, but we have some work to do on his game….his favorite part is driving the golf cart still.  Jake is also active in tennis and baseball.   Outside of sports and video games, he is a very avid reader.  He stays up late reading under his covers with a flashlight. 



Big firsts for Shelly and me this year, as well.  We celebrated our first 10 years of marriage in Cancun with our friends the Shanbergs (who also celebrated 10 years).  Shelly and I also both turned 35 this year.  The kids and I somehow managed to throw Shelly a surprise party without giving away the surprise part.



Hope your year was as fun as ours.  Have a wonderful holiday!  Best wishes for an enjoyable 2004!





Jon, Shelly, Jake, Peyton and Avery