Thursday, December 24, 2020

HOW TO COVID


 

 LOCKED-DOWN WITH THE DAVIDS


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chat
Avery:   BeeeeelllllllllccccCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Avery:   Ahhhhhhh…did you hear that??
Jesse:   Gross. I heard that all the way in the other room. 
Shelly:   She was just quoting the movie “Elf” (AGAIN!). Seriously, Avery - that all you got?
Shelly:   Scoop of chocolate, scoop of vanilla. Don’t waste my time...
Jake:   That’s just as easy. “City Slickers!!”
JD:   The silver lining in this COVID mess is all the time we get to spend together!
JD:   Although another month of the Movie Quote game and even I will be sick of it.
Jesse:   Actually, the best part of COVID, was when Mom eliminated the drinking age at home.
Peyton:   You do make some fine margaritas, Jesse.
Avery:   Well…that and the online shopping.
JD:   Just because you girls memorized the VISA number doesn’t mean you can shop at will!
Shelly:   I have taught them well, haven't I?
Peyton:   Thank goodness I am not trapped at home with Dad like you guys are! 
Avery: That reminds me, Jake - u promised to show me how to solder Dad’s office doors shut.
Peyton:   Mom and Dad – why are you on separate computers?
Shelly:   I'm social distancing.
Jake:   She’s been "social distancing" from Dad long before COVID.
Shelly:   All things being equal, I’d rather be in Philadelphia.
Jake:   “Die Hard.”
Jake:   I’ve got a lot of things to say about 2020. None are particularly family-friendly, though.
Shelly:   Agreed. Here's to 2021 being a much more quotable year!

 

GOOD RIDDANCE 2020!!
       HELLO 2021!
 

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!